I received the following email today. Looks like The Summer of Benny has generated an admirer. Daddy likey.
Someone was talking about your website at the gym and I’m glad I found it. I am in love with you and your sense of humor. Will you marry me? I’m divorced, but got a HUGE settlement b/c he decided to leave and let me keep the 8,000 sf home with a pool. Can I hire you to entertain me at the pool while I’m not at the gym this summer? I don’t work either, so I see a 2 piece puzzle fitting nicely together here. I’m bored and sick of all my friends that work and or have kids. Quiet please.
Let me know if you’re interested in having a “part time _ _ _ _ job” this summer. He, he!