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Ah, a day at the pool.

Pictured are Rachael, Brian, and Jake. Jake originally wanted to be called Jake the Fish. Then he requested, Jake the Snake. Finally, he decided that he wanted to be known only as “Jake”.

I went to the pool loaded with a cooler full of Bud Light. I spent the afternoon drinking, listening to 80’s music, and peeing in the pool. As I relaxed in the water, someone inquired about the water temperate. I replied that it was 98.6 degrees around me. They changed their minds about swimming and left.

Around 7:30, I went to Ozzie’s with Isaac and Stacy. Isaac is a huge Detroit Pistons fan. I think the NBA is nothing more than carjackers wearing shorts.

Rap Music is a bigger oxymoron than Jumbo Shrimp.

Finally, I am bitter about the web hosting customer service and am going to bed.

I plan on doing much the same tomorrow.

Daddy likey.