A special thanks to Doug O. from St. Louis who generously donated $30 to The Summer of Benny. I was instructed to spend the donation “only on beer, hopefully in the interest in luring more babes to our pool.”
Daddy was drunk yesterday. I passed out around 9:00 after spending the most of the day drinking bud lights at the pool.
There was a red alert here yesterday afternoon. I had just finished my business on the toilet and realized I was out of toilet paper. I had more rolls in the closet but this would require the penguin walk. Now I’ve dated women who had extra rolls of toilet paper laid out and accessible. I just never to seem to have the room next to my Kentucky Derby collector glassware set and gigantic jug of Gold Bond nut powder.
How can Japanese people be so good at building cars and so horrible at driving them?
Speaking of immigrants, I was thinking today about the proposed wall along the Mexican border. My first reaction is how it might affect the prices of landscaping, tacos and weed. Think it through is all I am saying.
I’m heading to the pool.