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Bend It Like Beckham? I always thought that came from a Paris Hilton video.

If you haven’t been to YouTube yet, it’s worth the effort. In fact, if you just started a new job and your boss is out of town for the week, it’s a great way to spend the afternoon.

I’ve been dog-sitting Rocky since Thursday. Tonight, G-Unit stopped by because he wanted to take the mutt for a few days. G said that he smelled urine and started sniffing the dog. Wink.

A St. Louis judge has halted executions in Missouri. Among the concerns is the doctor responsible for mixing the drugs is dyslexic. I wonder if the doctor ever prayed with an inmate and told him that there really is a Dog. I know that’s an old one, but some of these are just for me.

Health food shops in Britain will soon be offering iced marijuana tea. In a related story, Snoop Dogg is petitioning Britain officials to lift his permanent ban. In his request, the Dogfather wrote, “You biatches is off tha hizzle, blunt-rollin’ tha tea for my nizzles, fo’ shizzle.”

They call me the breeze.

Benny