What’s the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A Catholic wife tells you to buy Viagra and a Jewish wife tells you to buy Pfizer.
I heard this one on the radio this morning – A guy looking for a job has never been a morning person. He finally receives a job offer and was told he could start at 8AM on Monday. He asked what time could he start on Tuesday.
If you see a husky man with a perfect head of hair digging through dumpsters for food, it’s just a friend of ours so flip him a few bucks. This way he can eat and still make his trip to Vegas in August.
I’ll be what I am.
Benny