Usually, Daddy doesn’t post on the weekends because he is either too drunk or passed out. However, this morning I woke up, went to Church, and then to the store for margarita supplies. It’s good to be Catholic.
Michael O. from Las Vegas emailed this cool link to AT&T Labs. You type in words and a lady’s voice speaks them. I am seriously thinking about typing something nasty and “pounding one out” while she’s reciting the message back to me.
That would be no different than closing the shades during a Maria Sharapova match.
Tom d G said I look like the guy from Weekend at Bernie’s in the new home page pic. He actually asked me, “What was that guy’s name ?” I’m not sure, but I think it was Bernie. What do you expect from a guy whose favorite pickup line is, “You wanna go in halfsies on a bastard?”
Dani-girl emailed some new pictures so I’ll try to get them up this week. Heh, heh. I said get them up.
I got a call yesterday from a Jewish friend of mine. He was at a picnic and confronted with a huge dilemma; free ham.
Speaking of Jews, Jody C. should be on his way home from Springfield. Jody learned a valuable lesson this week. If you are hung over and don’t feel like making your 7AM flight, at least call the airline and let them know
Every time I talk to Abby at the pool, she looks down at her tits to see if they’re hanging out, or something. I think she really believes I am looking at her boobs. Acutally I am, but wearing sunglasses makes it okay. And by okay, I mean not awkward.I would love to sit here an type all day but it’s 5:00 somewhere.
Welcome to the Human Race.
Benny