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Broadway is Dark Tonight

A storm spoiled my plans last evening -  pool, beer, steak, TV, blog, bed. There are two things you can enjoy during a blackout.  Drinking and sex.  Last night, I was forced to do one by myself. It is crazy hot.  I’m sweating like Mike Tyson at a Spelling Bee.  Happy Birthday, Abby. Back to the lecture at […]

Cruel To Be Kind

Nothing good can come from eating a 3-piece fish meal at Long John Silvers; nothing.  The same goes for country gravy.   A buddy of mine recently ended his 8-year marriage.  He told me there were two sides to their divorce – His and the fu**ing bitch’s. I miss the pet names I used to share with […]

Man’s Best Friend

Sorry for the delay in posting but for some reason I never have time to write during a weekend bender. If you are a guy, and find yourself on a long road trip by yourself, there is only one way to make the time pass faster; a Road Sock.  Depending on your stamina, you can […]

Head For The Mountains

Pete Coors admitted to receiving a DUI in May.  WTF?  He said, “I made a mistake.”  No kidding.  If he had drank Budweisers, he would have been smart enough to call a cab.  Isn’t this the douche bag in the commercials, urging us to drink responsibly?  This guy needs a silver bullet up the dirt chute. Some dumb whore in […]

TGIF

The problem with Baptists is they don’t hold them under the water long enough. I found the O.  With three days of lead time, they went to Australia for a week without telling anyone.  I forgot another of Mr. O.’s tales from a couple of weeks ago.  On a Friday, he decides to take a […]

Lost Shaker Of Salt

Daddy pouring margaritas last weekend.  Mature as always. Thanks to Dani-girl for the picture.  She emailed me a lot more and I will do my best to update the website by the end of the week.  I cannot go #2 at work because the walls are too thin.  I’m not saying I scream when I […]

What’s Left Of Me

Unbelievable.  A day after I post a comment complaining about the local electric company advertising on TV, they request a rate hike that would increase residential customer bills by an average of $6.00 per month.  MF, WTF? Nick Lachey announced a 26-city tour, ending in St. Louis on October 26th.  Jody C. is out of town this week but I’m […]