My bro called this morning to let me know about a contest to become a radio personality on a morning show in KC.
The winner will be determined by votes so I’ll let you know if they upload my crap to their site.Â
I sent the picture from my home page, Track 10 from Radio Benny, and the essay below:
I almost ruined the career of a disc jockey when he had me on his show. You can listen to the entire hour by visiting my website http://summerofbenny.com/Radio_Benny.html
Years ago, Tanna kicked me off the stage at a comedy club. I drank Jim Beam to calm my nerves and forgot my material. I wonder if she remembers me. Good times.
I set two personal goals for myself in life. One of them was to become a radio personality and winning this contest would help me achieve that. The other was to join the Mile High Club which I did last year; by myself.
Sometimes when I poop, my butt gets splashed which causes the toilet paper to get wet. When I wipe, my hand goes through the paper and if no one is around, I smell it.
Are you kidding? I am Queens Boulevard.
Benny