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Chaos

There are numerous examples of chaos. 

One is dealing with customer service at large companies.

Another is CHAOS – Can’t Have Anyone Over Syndrome because your house is a shit hole.

A third example is trying to understand the Vietnamese woman who just backed into your car.

I was fortunate to experience all three within the last 24 hours. 

I was on the phone for 90 minutes with my web hosting company.  I realize that I’m not Bill Gates but I’m smart enough to know that closing and re-opening a program seven times is not going to fix the problem. 

I was going to clean last night, seriously I was, but the lengthy phone call got in the way.  Cleaning is now on tonight’s schedule, along with consuming a 12-pack, and calling ex-girlfriends.

The Vietnamese lady was a classic.  She backs into my parked car and leaves.  I didn’t witness this but the guys from Laclede Gas working in front of my office did, and came inside to tell me. 

I called the police and before they arrived, she returned.  She had taken her Mom to an appointment.  I explained that there are laws in America about leaving the scene of an accident.  She just smiles, hands me her insurance card and says, “You take card now.” 

Miraculously, she had insurance.  Something you don’t often find in the city.  Her brother arrived as an interpreter and I actually felt sorry for her as she seemed nice; just out of place. 

I called my insurance broker who is also a friend.  He told me to call her insurance company and open a claim.  An adjustor is going to call me this afternoon and I’m thinking about parlaying a new power antenna into the deal.  “Hey, it worked fine until your client backed into my car.” 

That frickin’ thing hasn’t worked since the day I bought it.  Another example of chaos; buying a car.

It’s nice to have friends who are insurance agents, attorneys, and accountants.  Although, I don’t think I could go to a Doctor who was also a friend.  It might be awkward running into him at a bar, knowing he once had a rubber glove up my ass.

Me so horny.  Me love you long time.

Benny