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Dustin “Screech” Diamond in a sex video?  The article states that he participates in a threesome (the good kind), and offers up a Dirty Sanchez.  C’mon.  The video title is reportedly, “Saved by the Smell.”  I’m going to the bathroom and puke.

Have you ever asked a girl for her phone number, only to be coldly rejected in plain view of your buddies?

Me neither.

I don’t know if Dallas Cowboys receiver Terrell Owens was trying to commit suicide last night, or not.  I’m sure there will be other sides to this story but here’s the police report.

I’ve never tried to kill myself but I once considered cutting off my arm after I woke up and saw the chick lying on it.

I hope you know that this will go down on your permanent record.

Benny