Live and learn.
A couple of nights ago, I wanted to see how WordPress software publishes blogs. I downloaded the software and noticed they had an import tool to automatically extract entries from my Blogger.com account. This seemed reasonable so I navigated my way through the wizard until the import was completed.
The next day, I noticed their software had hijacked my Blogger account. My Blogger homepage contained a message stating my site was currently unavailable but provided a link to the WordPress site, just in case anyone wanted to use another blogging software; theirs.Â
I fixed this problem by changing the template but another problem remained. The WordPress software had stripped the html code from 90% of my posts. This removed all line breaks and almost every post appeared as one, huge ass paragraph. How did I fix that? By spending three hours copying entries from my Yahoo blog and pasting them back into Blogger.
What a bunch of bullshit.
Anyway, the site addresses haven’t changed, so keep reading my stupid shit wherever you have in the past.
7-Eleven is dropping CITGO as its gas supplier. They said their decision has nothing to do with CITGO being owned by the government of Valenzuela and their ranting president, Hugo Chavez. I don’t believe that, but it’s nice to see a large corporation taking a stance. Too bad the closest one to me is owned by a possible sleeper cell.
I came across a website that lists the top 10 songs most likely playing when you were conceived. I don’t want to think about how I was conceived. Thinking about your parents getting it on is not cool. I would be fine if I found out I was adopted and my mom and dad were just really good friends.
I lost my virginity to Becky E. in the backseat of my Chevy Monza while listening to “The Stroke” by Billy Squier.  She enjoyed every possible kind of sex. This led me to believe that all girls were like that. I won’t get into details but my next few girlfriends were in for quite a surprise.
Rikki don’t lose that number.
Benny