Turtle
A few comments… * Red was in town last night, so I was out too late to write much. * Happy Belated Birthday to Matt M. (9/20). * Message to Marianne M. – Quit calling me Turtle. After you view the videos below, please don’t send me an email and call me insensitive. I came […]
Cheatin’
Ah yes, the timeless art of seduction.  Having a female friend can be a wonderful thing. Especially when she doubles as your drinking partner. Some guys will tell you it’s impossible to have a girl “friend” because sex will always be on your mind. This statement gains credibility if she’s hot. In college, I had the pleasure […]
Conventions
I have a convention in early October. Where is it? Orlando, San Diego, San Antonio? No, it’s in the same town where I live. How much fun is this going to be? I could write a book on convention stories. Maybe I should. Today, I share The Rickshaw Incident. The last night of a convention […]
Century Mark
Today marks a small milestone – the 100th post on the Summer of Benny. I’m sure there are more important things going on in the world but at least it helps create a title for today. Friday night, I stayed in and cleaned house. I got as far as the living room and called it […]
Kinky
Kinky Friedman says he favors the legalization of marijuana if he is elected governor of Texas.  Freidman is running as an independent and is gaining support throughout the state.  Recently, he received criticism for referring to the Hurricane Katrina evacuees living in Houston as “crackheads and thugs.” He plans to give $100 million to the Houston police to […]
The Gym
Meet my new personal trainer. I could stand to lose a few pounds. A couple of days ago, I came down with the flu and have either been kneeling or sitting on the toilet since. I weighed myself this morning and have already lost 4 lbs.  Good start. Have you ever sharted in the middle of […]
Oh, Canada
I’ve had enough of celebrities bad mouthing America and President Bush. At the, until today I had never heard of Toronto Film Festival, Sean Penn called the President “a Beelzebub–and a dumb one.” A movie called, “Death of a President” debuted at this douche gathering and depicts the imaginary assassination of President Bush. Thankfully, Kevin Costner […]