Today, I saw a group of black men at a bus stop, dressed like they were about to start the Iditarod.  I admit, the temperature was a brisk 50 degrees, but one guy was wearing a big winter parka, with the hood up.

I explained this to my friend Issac, who is a sexually active, disease free, African-American male.  I like to run things by him to see if I’m being racist.  He usually says that I am, and I continue. 

Anyway, he started laughing after I told him the story.  When I asked what was so funny, he said, “I wore my winter coat today.”

White men can’t jump.

Kühlwasser Auffüllen: 
These words have been displayed on my dashboard since I bought my used Saab.  I thought it meant the windshield wiper fluid was empty.  Turns out that I needed to add cold water to the radiator; go figure. 

My car was made in Sweden, talks to me in German, and I have no user’s manual. 

Born from jets, my ass.

Benny

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