The Big Easy

I bought condoms last night.  Not because I plan on having sex; I’m just sick and tired of ruining t-shirts.

This guy knows how to interview for a job. 

One of Chuck H’s sons was at the Ohio State/North Carolina basketball game last night.  I can’t remember which son, but I hope you had a good time.  Chuck, email your cell phone number to me again.  I must have deleted it when I was getting rid of unsolicited porn.

Speaking of college basketball, Dani-girl sent a scathing email because I failed to mention that her Maryland Terrapins beat the Fighting Illini of Illinois on Tuesday.  She also wants everyone to know that her new boobs are a month old today.  This means that she is “off all restriction whatever that may imply.”  Happy Birthday, Dani-girl’s knockers. 

This guy is my hero.

Watch this flour in a blow dryer prank.

The paparazzi were working “undercover” when they shot these photos of Britney Spears not wearing any panties.  Warning: Contains nudity, but worth losing your job.

I’m the train they call The City of New Orleans.  I’ll be gone five hundred miles when the day is done.

Benny