I spent this afternoon completing a “to-do” list.  I asked Dani-girl for permission to put pictures of her boobs on the website.  I picked up a friend from jail.  You know, the usual stuff.

On Friday night, we met at Ozzie’s instead of the Trainwreck because the latter is not conducive for conversation.  Wiley was telling stories about his neighbors who he believes are swingers.  He has confirmed they use white rocks to landscape their front lawns as a “sign” they are wife swappers.  WTF? 

Tom d G, Crowe Dog, George, and Dani-girl made a brief cameo.  Dani-girl was playing show and tell with her new boobs.  She has become somewhat of a celebrity after the many mentions and pictures on The Summer of Benny.  And by celebrity, I mean my friends think she’s hot.

On Saturday, the couples hit the wineries, but Wiley, Issac, and I spent the day at Ozzie’s again.  We somehow managed to run up a $200 bar tab.  At the time, I couldn’t figure out how our bill got to be so high.  But after the way I felt on Sunday morning, I wasn’t asking questions.

St. Louis may have won the World Series, but the Governor’s Cup belongs to Kansas City after the Chiefs beat the Rams on Sunday.  You say tomato…

Thanks Dani-girl for the Halloween pictures.

I received two new t-shirts this weekend.  One is an Oklahoma U. shirt as appreciation for dog sitting.  And by dog sitting, I mean sticking the little f– in a cage for three days.  I’m only kidding.  She was a little princess except for the time she puked on my sofa, and shit on the carpet.

The other is an Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University shirt from the guys in Florida.  I’m going to wear it to the gym, and tell chicks that I’m an astronaut.

You are so money.

Benny

Wiley Dog, Swing, Red, and the rest of the usual suspects are coming into town for the Chiefs/Rams game this weekend.  It seems like only yesterday when we would get together in college for a Monday Night Football game, and smoke a quarter bag. 

I got a call from a friend I haven’t seen in a while.  He was looking at the pictures from the Chiefs game last weekend, and asked how many pounds I had put on; “10, 15, 20?”  Good talk.

It’s not hard to believe that I’ve put on a few pounds during the last several months.  If you read my blog, I mention drinking beer almost daily, but I don’t recall writing about a treadmill.

I am going on a strict diet and exercise regimen; starting now.  Okay, starting Monday.  Right now, I’m craving Chinese food.

Biff from the Back to the Future trilogy sings about his experience.

“Wearing Khakis to a strip bar is the kiss of death.” – Anonymous. 

I’m going to start the weekend.  Everyone is meeting at The Trainwreck at 9:30, and I only have four hours to pre-party.

I may not go down in history, but I’ll go down on your sister.

Benny

This is mostly juvenile guy stuff.  Enjoy.

I’ve never heard of Jennifer Sterger but I’m now a huge Florida State fan.  Be sure to view “Pics” and then “Game.”  Hoochie Mama. – Thanks, Dave B.

Tory K. sent this video of Osama bin Laden.

A funny Ameriquest commercial – Thanks, Tom d G.

Warning:  Contains graphic nudity. - Here’s a Camel Toe slideshow from Scott B. (a.k.a. Bo Bo).

I dated a girl once who had a tattoo of a seashell on her upper thigh.  When I put my ear to it, I could smell the sea.

Done dirt cheap.

Benny

John Kerry pulls another October Surprise. 

For those of you who don’t know the story, Kerry told a group of college students on Monday that people unable to succeed in our educational system would likely, “get stuck in Iraq.”

Enough politics…

Thanks to Doug O. for sharing his pictures from the winery trip.

I didn’t party last night on Halloween.  I’m still feeling the affects of the 36-hour bender I cranked out in KC last weekend.  The only thing helping me sleep is the valium I snatched from the crazy chick.

My apologies to the Cardinal fans for failing to acknowledge their World Series win.  Congratulations.  Now you can finally get over the Denkinger call in 1985.

Also, congratulations on being ranked as the most dangerous city in the country.  It took a team effort, but St. Louis beat Detroit again. 

Here’s a collection of funny toilet pictures.

I spoke with a customer service rep this morning who must have been in training.  Every time I asked a question, he put me on hold for five minutes. 

I haven’t experienced that much silence since I told my college girlfriend I lost our vacation money in a card game.

Two weeks without you and I still haven’t gotten over you yet.

Benny