On Saturday night I dressed up as Santa for the annual Christmas party. Daddy’s drunk.Â
Dani-girl uploaded new pictures from her Christmas party. And by Christmas, I mean Hanukkah.
Former President Bill Clinton tried to kill Santa?
I had no idea that I was being considered, but Time Magazine chose me as Person of the Year. What lazy ass editor came up with this idea?
Let’s go to Blackuweather’s Ollie Williams for the forecast. It’s gon’ rain.
Leo K. sent a link to phonetrace.org. Type in your cell phone number and GPS satellite technology creates a map of your current location. (Warning: Contains nudity. And by nudity, I mean some kind of gay porn).
Latest California Poll:
A recent telephone poll yielded results on whether or not people who live in California think illegal immigration is a serious problem:41% answered: “Yes, it is a serious problem.”
59% answered: “No no es un problema grave.”
The NBA suspended seven players from the brawl at MSG on Saturday night. Charles Barkley was right when he said that athletes shouldn’t be role models. If I ever have children, I’m going to tell them to be more like 50 Cent.
I got two turntables and a microphone.
Benny