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I called my Grandma (Maternal) tonight, and she started talking about Miss USA.  She said, “I hope she takes advantage of her second chance and stays out of those beer joints.” 

That reminded me of the time my Grandpa (Paternal) gave me a lecture about the evils of marijuana.  He told me to “stay away from the dope”, and then he rolled his own cigarette and drank straight Jim Beam from a glass. 

I take after my Dad’s side of the family. 

Welcome new readers Joby D. and Lauren G. from Oklahoma.

Thanks Carrie and Laurie for sending this link to the Wizards of Winter Christmas Lights.  Ten bucks says these people have smoked weed. 

I got a dog.

What?  What?  Okay.

Have you ever asked a girl to put a mattress pad on her bed for her own protection?

Me neither.

Here’s the deal on the website through the remainder of the holiday season.  I’m drunk tonight.  I’ll probably be drunk tomorrow night.  I’m going home for Christmas.  Basically, I’ll do my best to make posts, but I can’t control the drinking.

Well I know what’s right, I got just one life, in a world that keeps on pushin’ me around, but I’ll stand my ground.

Benny