Hey Jealousy
I caught the Gin Blossoms show last night at Voodoo, and got drunker than 10 Indians (Tontos; not Dots). Needless to say, Daddy is moving a little slow this morning. Only in America – A penis shaped french fry is being offered on ebay. The seller has also uploaded a video on Youtube. The auction ends on […]
One Week
Every now and then you meet a true genius. Click on the picture, and you’ll see what I mean. I have one week until my court date for not having a ticket on the Metro Link. At least the audio feed is still available on KMOX.  I might bring a video camera to court, and tell the judge, “Smile, […]
Happy Festivus
Thanks, Michael and Christy O. for my Christmas gift – a KC Chiefs key holder and bottle opener. Daddy will use it every day. Yes, it’s a Christmas gift. As a matter of fact, I’m saying, “Merry Christmas” this year; not “Happy Holidays.”  I’m sending “Christmas Cards” to friends and clients. I’m sick and tired of having […]
Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner
10 Beers + Fake Cranberries = Today’s Picture. I hope the guys at Embry-Riddle notice the t-shirt. I had dinner at Chuck and Theresa H’s house on Saturday night. After my Kramer-like rants, and numerous F-Bombs, I’m sure it will be a while before I’m invited back. Here’s a picture of the dinner group (Left to […]
Magnum, P.P.
Uncle Benny at the wheel. – Thanks, Bob B. for the picture. Have you ever consumed a half bottle of Crown Royal while typing your blog? Me neither. I found a picture of my high school girlfriend mentioned in yesterday’s post. She’s a news anchor somewhere in the country. Yes, I know the city and TV station, but I […]
Adventures in Babysitting
I swear I’m not trying to make this a porn site, but I keep receiving emails that are simply too good to ignore. Here’s a Very Merry Christmas Card slideshow – Thanks, Scott B. (Warning: Contains nudity). Tory K. sent this video of a hot chick stripping. And by hot, I mean smokin’ hot. (Warning: Contains nudity). A girl once […]
Light My Fire
My heat’s back on, and I’m sweating like the tooth fairy in West Virginia. We’ve all been there…a long flight and you have gas. What do you do? This lady let ’em rip, and tried to cover up the smell. Unfortunately, passengers reported smelling the matches she struck, and the plane had to make an emergency landing. […]