You Make The Best Of What’s Still Around.Â
A jury in Massachusetts awarded a man $400,000 in his discrimination lawsuit against American Airlines. He claimed that he was a victim of racial profiling.
Obviously, it’s wrong to violate someone’s civil liberties because of the way they look. But people have to realize that 9/11 shook us up, and we’re going to take a longer look at three Middle Eastern men boarding a plane. Sorry.Â
If well endowed, middle aged white men were blowing themselves up, I would expect to receive more scrutiny. And I would be mad as hell at my big-bonered brethren.
I didn’t see the story, but it looks like The Summer of Benny was a topic of conversation on CNN last night.
Stupidity Tax Offense: Making sounds when you eat. “Mmmm. Mmmm.” or “Yum. Yum.” – Cha Ching! – $10.
I’m not sure how I found this, but check out Shawty – Crazy Ass Mofo. (Warning: Contains profanity.)
Matt Foley – Motivational Speaker
A few tips for the guys:
- If you ever find yourself whipping out your Johnson in public, always fluff it a few times before doing so.  The ladies will think you have a huge member when you’re actually halfway to Bonerville. I call this method FUPO – Fluff Up Pull Out, and personally adhere to the 4-finger rule.
- Shave your pubes. This will make your lil’ buddy look bigger.
- Don’t be a bodybuilder. This will make your lil’ buddy look smaller.
Turn on my VCR. Same one I’ve had for years.
Benny
I think some people’s civil rights were violated on 9/11.