You Make The Best Of What’s Still Around. 

A jury in Massachusetts awarded a man $400,000 in his discrimination lawsuit against American Airlines.  He claimed that he was a victim of racial profiling.

Obviously, it’s wrong to violate someone’s civil liberties because of the way they look.  But people have to realize that 9/11 shook us up, and we’re going to take a longer look at three Middle Eastern men boarding a plane.  Sorry. 

If well endowed, middle aged white men were blowing themselves up, I would expect to receive more scrutiny.  And I would be mad as hell at my big-bonered brethren.

I didn’t see the story, but it looks like The Summer of Benny was a topic of conversation on CNN last night.

Stupidity Tax Offense: Making sounds when you eat.  “Mmmm. Mmmm.” or “Yum. Yum.” - Cha Ching! - $10.

I’m not sure how I found this, but check out Shawty - Crazy Ass Mofo.  (Warning: Contains profanity.)

Matt Foley - Motivational Speaker

A few tips for the guys:

1. If you ever find yourself whipping out your Johnson in public, always fluff it a few times before doing so.  The ladies will think you have a huge member when you’re actually halfway to Bonerville.  I call this method FUPO - Fluff Up Pull Out, and personally adhere to the 4-finger rule.
2. Shave your pubes.  This will make your lil’ buddy look bigger.
3. Don’t be a bodybuilder.  This will make your lil’ buddy look smaller.

Turn on my VCR.  Same one I’ve had for years.

Benny

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