You Don’t Know How It Feels
Does food go bad after it’s been in the freezer for four days without electricity? I don’t whether it does or not, but I just ate a chicken breast with these credentials. I guess the worst case scenario is that I get a nasty case of diarrhea and lose five pounds. At least that’ll put one of […]
Bosco
What a frickin’ joke. A splattering of ice on Friday night and the electricity’s out for four days. Adding insult to injury, the power came back on late this afternoon, and the only thing on TV tonight is American Idol.  Like the gals at Tokyo Sauna used to say – “Suckie, fu**ie, ten buckie.” Paula Abdul’s curious […]
Blackout – Part 3
Thanks to the third blackout since August, The Summer of Benny won’t be updated until tomorrow. Have you ever farted so loud in bed that the dog woke up and started barking? Me neither.
Goin’ Down The Road Feeling Bad
No offense Dani-girl, but you have some serious catching up to do. A picture of Crowe Dog taken the morning after his birthday bash last weekend. Watch this Amateur Pole Dancer take a dive. – Thanks, Scott B. Saddam’s cat – Thanks, Tory K. Going where the climate suits my clothes. Benny
Cock Of The Walk
Find Mattie the lost dog, and receive a $25,000 reward. A couple from Michigan were visiting St. Louis, and little Mattie went AWOL after their car was stolen. I hadn’t thought about this joke in years, but heard it this morning on the radio. A farmer has 500 hens but no rooster, so he goes to his neighbor […]
Just Like Heaven
I figured everyone had already seen Adam Samberg and Justin Timberlake’s Dick in a Box from SNL so I didn’t put it up. Then, I saw a hot chick’s version last night- My Box in a Box. Her video isn’t as funny, but she’s got a nice rack. (Warning: Both videos contain material that some may find offensive). […]
Add It Up
I bought hotdogs and buns at the grocery store this weekend, and was glad to see the hotdog and bun people are finally working together. Both items now come in equal packages of eight. Stupidity Tax Offense: Putting ketchup on a hotdog. – Cha Ching. – $10. “Nah, this stuff isn’t getting to me — the […]