Why is the court battle for Anna Nicole’s body considered Breaking News? Not too long ago, President Reagan getting shot or the Challenger disaster were worthy of breaking news stories. Nowadays, a Fox News Alert is issued when Britney Spears enters rehab.
Tip of the Day
Never go on eBay when you’ve been drinking. I received an email today notifying me that I was the winning bidder on a Tommy Hilfiger sweatshirt. I don’t even remember bidding on it.
Dani-girl’s purse was stolen at Mardi Gras last weekend. Her camera was inside so all of her pictures were lost. She sends her sincerest apologies to everyone, and already has a new camera.Â
A KFC sign the DNC probably doesn’t appreciate. – Thanks, Chuck H.
Jason Whitlock’s commentary on the recent NBA All-Star weekend fiasco in Las Vegas. Finally, the guy writes an article I agree with.
Looks like the Van Halen tour is not happening after all.
Jimmy Kimmel plays Guess What’s in My Pants.
My favorite scene from Curb your Enthusiasm (Warning: Contains profanity.)
Randy uses his new computer for Porno.Â
Well, I woke up this morning and I got myself a beer.
Benny
Dani girl may have lost her camera, but I didn’t! I’ll try to email the pictures to her so she can post them. I wouldn’t want you all to miss out on our Mardi Gras adventures…