Wanna Be Your Super Hero
Former NBA player Tim Hardaway told a radio station that he hates gay people. His comments come a week after another former NBA player, John Amaechi, came out of the closet. Yesterday, someone on the radio said that Amaechi’s teammates should have known he was gay when his only endorsement was for Linens ‘n Things. […]
The Joker
The wind chill is two degrees Fahrenheit and it snowed 6 inches today. That Al Gore’s full of shit, man. So, I’m looking for a Valentine’s Day Card today for Chickie Poo, and found myself surrounded by eight other guys rummaging through a mess of leftover cards that nobody wanted. Just when I thought the […]
Roxanne
I ate at a Japanese steak house with Chickie Poo on Friday night. After the chef started cooking at our table, he asked if anyone was celebrating a special occasion. The girl next to us said that it was her birthday. I followed her comment by raising my hand and proclaiming that I had lost my virginity earlier in the day. […]
Hello, It’s Me
I was busy tonight, so I only have time for a quick joke. However, I will be working diligently over the weekend on my salute to Black History Month. Joke of the Day A guy phones up his boss’ house, but gets the boss’ wife instead. He asks to speak to her husband. “I’m afraid […]
Rocket Man
Yesterday’s news about the alleged love triangle between astronauts got me to thinking about something I’ve always wondered. Has NASA ever performed experiments on human sexuality in space? Sex in zero gravity would probably require some sort of apparatus in order to hold a fornicating couple together. Otherwise, thrusting could be a serious problem. However, foreplay would no […]
Raining In Baltimore
This is the worst time of the year for watching sports on TV. The weekends leading up to March Madness are going to be filled with figure skating and bowling. I would like to take this opportunity to thank the person who started Women’s Pro Beach Volleyball. Last week, I got “carded” at a popular restaurant chain when […]
Nuthin’ But a “G” Thang
I survived the Super Bowl, but my two best bets went 0-2. I’m doubling up on the NFC in the Pro Bowl. You’ll see me driving around town in a new Escalade with my bookie’s name on the license plate because he paid for it. We watched the game at Tom’s, and somehow managed to go through […]