Sorry I didn’t post last night, but I started watching Bikini Chain Gang on Skinemax, and lost track of time. 

A restaurant in Atlantic City is selling a gold-laced brownie for $1,000.  I ate a $75 brownie once, but it wasn’t laced with gold.

You know it’s been cold when the temperature finally reaches 30 degrees, and you feel like putting on shorts.

Issac sent a picture of his buddy’s bedroom.  His friend swears that he is not a habitual monkey spanker, but check out the bottles of lotion on the floor.  I just hope that’s beer in the glass on the night stand.

I know black guys like big butts, but c’mon. - Thanks, Bob F.

Betting on the Super Bowl?  Some guy in Wisconsin sold a piece of toast on ebay that has the winning team and total.

Here are my two best bets for the game:

1. Which will be greater?
The number of TDs the Bears score, or the number of goals scored in the Manchester United-Tottenham soccer match that day in the English Premier League? (No scoring adjustment).  
Pick: Bears

2. Coin Toss
Pick: Tails

“Yesterday is a cancelled check. Today is cash on the line. Tomorrow is a promissory note.” - Hank Stram (1923-2005)

Top 10 Funniest Football Quotes

Unseen Super Bowl Commercial

The Chicago Bears do the Super Bowl Shuffle (1986)

Super Bowl Halftime Show 2001.  Aerosmith, Britney Spears, *NSYNC, Mary J. Blige and Nelly - Walk This Way.  The video is a little grainy, but damn, Britney looks hot. 

U2 Super Bowl Halftime Show 2002 - 9/11 Tribute. 

F–k Da Eagles girl gets a video shoot from Maxim.  (Warning: Contains profanity and one sweet ass.) 

I’d like to run a slant route down her grass field.

Benny