Why does your metabolism slow down so much when you get older? For the past month, I’ve been on a diet, worked out five days a week, and lost only ten pounds.Â
I need to lose twenty more pounds before the summer, so I’m going to start using meth. I’ve never seen a fat meth user.
I think this metabolism thing is one of God’s little tricks. Kind of like having men reach their sexual peak at eighteen and women in their late 30’s. That one’s brutal.
I’m typing tonight while Chickie Poo watches American Idol. Ryan Seacrest is so gay.
Has anyone ever seen Crowe Dog and this guy in the same place?
Here’s a YouTube channel brought to you by http://www.mnf-iraq.com/, the official Web site of Operation Iraqi Freedom. – Thanks, Stephen K. serving in Iraq.
The media is always showing insurgent videos, but they seldom show things from our perspective. And by our, I mean America.
Working at the car wash. These girls do whatever you type. I made them make out with each other. Sweet.
These next two links are classic, but contain adult material. Like the one above it doesn’t it?
What guys are really thinking (new endings)
A T-shirt hanging off a dogwood branch. That river was cold, but we gave love a chance.
Benny