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I told a couple of women today that my taint was sore from walking three miles.  None of them knew what a taint was, although one of them asked if I was referring to my chode.

The topic of my taint quickly changed to movies.  Who hasn’t seen the movie Risky Business?  I must be getting old.

There aren’t many movies from 1990-present that I consider classics.  Three that come to mind as qualifiers are Ace Ventura-Pet Detective, Dumb and Dumber, and American Pie.

Five must see movies; pre-1990:

  1. Animal House
  2. The Blues Brothers
  3. Caddyshack
  4. Stripes
  5. Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Larry “Bud” Melman, a regular on David Letterman has passed away.  Here’s a clip of him appearing on Letterman in 1994, which also happened to be Johnny Carson’s last TV appearance.

Teri Hatcher naked on Letterman

She’s no Ari, but she’s Vincent Chase’s new agent.

I’m used to seeing strippers at bachelor parties, but not weddings.

Me at the gym

Hooters is opening a restaurant in Israel.  Are chicken wings kosher? 

Ma and Pa look back on all the things they used to do.  They never had no money and they always told the truth.

Benny