Can’t You Hear Me Knocking

I’m back after spending the weekend with my niece and nephew.  They like spending time with Uncle Benny, and apparently taking advantage of my lawlessness. 

They pick out a movie, White Chicks, and I fall asleep while they’re watching it.  I wake up to hear one of the actors saying something about shaving a vagina.  This is not something you want an 11 and 10 year old hearing, but they’re laughing anyway.  I look at the DVD box, only to discover that I chose the uncensored and uncut version.  Newman.

They also enjoyed ringing the doorbell of a few neighbors, and running back to my place.  They call this “Ding Dong Ditch”, but I called it something else when I was growing up.

St. Louis Cardinals T-shirt. – Thanks, Tory K.

Dennis Miller on bin Laden and WMD.

Chicks can be so jealous.

Mike Tyson is classic.  (Warning: Contains profanity.)

I’ve got a hankerin’ for some milk.

Classic TV – Chuckles the Clown funeral from the Mary Tyler Moore Show.

Y’all got cocaine eyes.

Benny