I’m getting sick and tired of people calling me during the week and apologizing for not returning my call from the weekend when I don’t even remember leaving a message.  Beer.

I ate an Altoids before a sales call today.  Man, those things are curiously strong.

Guy skis down a huge escalator

Baby in Danger!

Chickie Poo game me her memory foam mattress topper.  Apparently, it’s easier to buy a new one than having to explain to her family how the large urine stain got there. 

Who am I to disagree?

Benny

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