I’m getting sick and tired of people calling me during the week and apologizing for not returning my call from the weekend when I don’t even remember leaving a message. Beer.
I ate an Altoids before a sales call today. Man, those things are curiously strong.
Guy skis down a huge escalator
Chickie Poo game me her memory foam mattress topper.  Apparently, it’s easier to buy a new one than having to explain to her family how the large urine stain got there.Â
Who am I to disagree?
Benny