Spring Break
It’s that time of the year, when girls shed their jeans and sweaters for shorts and tank tops, letting us see who was naughty or nice during the winter. Be advised that these links contain adult material, including nudity. Wet T-Shirt Contest Wet T-Shirt Contest at 30,000 Feet Owned at Spring Break Thong Bikini Keg Stand Virtual […]
Black Coffee In Bed
I was busy today; I’m tired tonight; Chickie Poo’s moving to KC; so this is short. And by short, I mean weak. Kleenex is letting you personalize a box of tissues for five bucks. I ordered a box with the name of a person I fu–ing despise printed on each sheet. I’m going to use it to […]
The Wheel
Whew…Niagara beat Florida A&M in the play-in game, so my Final Four is still intact. Spring is here; well almost. Traditionally, there are three signs that let me know spring has arrived: NCAA March Madness Daylight Savings Time Seeing my buddy Red on the tee box with his shorts wedged in his ass. I asked my Grandma tonight […]
Kryptonite
Have you ever been behind a car on the highway, watch them make a stupid move, and ask yourself, “What the f–k is wrong with this guy?” Only to pass them on the left, notice that the driver is a foreigner, and say to yourself, “Oh, now I get it.” Me neither. This guy wants you to […]
Die Hard
Well, I moved my clocks forward last night, but I decided to arrive at my meetings today on standard time. I still lost an hour of sleep. An email from Lil’ Bro When I feed you information to place on your website, I want to be recognized by a nickname. No more Lil’ Bro. I want […]
Enter Sandman
I can’t wait any longer, so I’m springing my clocks forward tonight. I admit that I got the idea from Seinfeld, but I’ve been doing this for a few years, and it’s great. I have three sales calls tomorrow, and I’m hoping the prospects will just think I’m a real go-getter when I show up an […]
Mr. Wrong
Last Friday, I almost skipped Happy Hour because the NAACP Image Awards were on FOX. TGFT (Thank God For TiVo). I guess I left the party too soon because Crowe Dog hooked up with Dani-girl’s college roommate later that night. I didn’t ask for details, but seeing her in NY Knicks shorts and knee-high boots Saturday morning spoke volumes. I will now cease all […]