Two signs that Americans are getting fatter – BLT Candles and Ben & Jerry’s Milkshakes. 

Ann Coulter doesn’t want to go into rehab for calling John Edwards a “faggot.” 

Pothead gets selected on The Price is Right and uses 420 for his bidding.  If you don’t know what 420 means, you are not cool, man.

Dog takes things into his own paws (Warning: Contains profainity and one masturbating dog.)

Cool surfing video

Coke Machine Jackpot

HBO trailer for The Sopranos final season which begins on April 8th.

I’m watching American Idol with the volume down.  Why is everyone crying?

I received a request to find the NSFW pictures of American Idol’s Antonella Barba.  Hollywood Grind has more graphic photos.  (Warning: Both sites contain nudity.) 

The girl giving the BJ can’t be Antonella because her boobs are too small.  I don’t know a lot, but I know boobs. 

Tickle Me Harder, the new Elmo sex tape has arrived.  WTF?

Issac just sent me a text message that read “God bless strip clubs.”  I wonder what he’s doing.

A dog gets ready for bed.

The author of Ax or Ask? – The African American Guide to Better English gets interviewed on Fox News Chicago.  

Jesse Jackson reads Green Eggs and Ham. 

Alabama residents on a leprechaun hunt. 

AsianWeek columnist Kenneth Eng is getting a lot of press over his recent article titled “Why I Hate Blacks.” - Thanks, Niro.

Eng’s other printed works include “Why I Hate Asians” and something about hating the white man.  This guy is running out of people to hate.

I don’t ever want to play the part of a statistic on a government chart.

Benny