You Better You Bet

You know it’s going to be a strange day when it begins with something called a Taco Dog at 7-Eleven for breakfast.  Hey, I was running late, and needed to get a Powerball ticket and a package of Magnum condoms.  

Most of the workday was spent making cold calls.  And by cold calls, I mean leaving voice mails. 

Wasn’t this Administrative Professionals Day? 

I expected these ladies to be in a better mood on a day filled with greeting cards, free lunches, and ice cream cakes.  But I can count on my nuts the number of times I spoke to a decision-maker.

Lloooooooyd!

Things went from bad to worse when I got home.  The TV was tuned to FOX just in time for American Idol.  I watched these numb nuts introduce a charitable spot for Hurricane Katrina victims brought to you by….wait for it…Allstate. 

Tom d G may want to watch this anti-gay film from the 50’s before his next modeling gig.

Give me $10 across the board on #3.

Your dog keeps licking my nose, and chewing up all those letters.

Benny