The absence of cable television hit me hard late last night. I was in the mood to flip, but went through the channels quickly as there are only five. I don’t get ABC.
Here were my viewing choices last night:
CBS: Al Gore on Letterman (Please)
NBC: Kevin Costner on Leno (Arrogant, self-promoting dill weed)
Local CW11: King of Queens (The wife is hot, but a Scientologist)
Fox: Access Hollywood (I’d watch, but I have a brain)
PBS: BBC World (WTF?)
King of Queens won in a landslide.
I caught a bit on BBC World about a cyclist who uses a wind tunnel to find the optimum position of his body on the bike. Since the test, he improved his finishing place from 58th to 2nd.
This got me to thinking about jockeys. Why not get John Velazquez, the jockey of Circular Quay, in this frickin’ wind tunnel before the Belmont on June 9th? We can keep the test a secret, and watch him win the third jewel of the Triple Crown at long odds. Cha Ching.
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I’m the lone crap shooter, playin’ the field every night.
Benny