The Old Apartment

I’m writing tonight from the clubhouse because my apartment has an odor, and I don’t feel like cleaning.

Across the room are three Indians (dots; not Tontos), conversing loudly in their native language.

Three men sitting behind me are having a bible study. They are praying while I surf the internet.

I don’t mind the praying, but the guys yakking it up in Hindi are getting on my nerves.

Chickie Poo asked me to wish her dog, Addison, a happy birthday today. I refused because dogs can’t read. However, I will give a shout out to Lil’ Bro who turned 30-something yesterday.

Parody 

Back Wax: $54
Hair Color: $10
Spending a day at the pool feeling like your 20-years old again: Priceless

There are some things money can buy. For everything else, there’s The Summer of Benny.

Conan O’Brien visits a writer on his staff who called in sick.

NILF – News I’d Like to F–k.

Vodka in a stapler suddenly makes work tolerable.

Will Ferrell plays The Boss from Hell.

This is where we used to live.

Benny