Preakness
Circular Quay – This race is full of speed which should set up nicely for this closer. The Derby was his first race in 8 weeks so he’s fresh. Man, I’m hung over…and I have a boner. Enjoy your Saturday. Peace.
Hells Bells
Daddy’s drunk. I’m so drunk that I’m thinking about not running spell check; just like Rosie does… how r u u r great i m fat the plnet is faling idiot fat lesbo skank Okay, I’m back. This Day in Benny History 1995: 1 circuit; 2 sets each; sit-ups 1996: (AM) 30 min. Stairmaster (PM) 2 […]
Where Are We Runnin’?
I called my mom on Sunday to wish her a Happy Mother’s day and made the mistake of telling her I was sunburned after spending Saturday at the pool. Mistake. I was then subjected to a 10-minute lecture on the dangers of the sun, and the proper use of sunscreen products. Mother’s Day. The mother of all mail days. Have you […]
Just A Song Before I Go
I learned an important lesson this weekend at the pool. You find out who your friends are when you ask for a little help applying Nair to some hard to reach places. Losing weight can be a daunting task, so I decided to apply a helpful tool I learned during a brief stint in rehab; I got a […]
The Chicken Roaster
SOB reader Mike K. emailed the following headline. Click on the link to read the full story. (AP) Friend Says Fort Dix Terror Suspect Had Bomb Recipes in Car, Called Bin Laden `Uncle Benny’ That’s not going to be good for anybody.
Take Me To The River
Needless to say, this has been a pretty lame week for posts. I’ve had internet connectivity issues so I’ve been speaking with a lot of foreigners. Customer service is taking a break in this country. Yesterday I called my cell phone provider with a question about my broadband card. After a twenty-five minute wait, a […]
And Away They Go
I haven’t been able to sleep since watching Entourage on Sunday. I sent the following email to the show’s creators. For a show that prides itself on realistic portrayal of Tinseltown, someone sure missed obvious mistakes in last week’s episode 39: Return of the King. Mistake #1: The Track Vince and the boys were at […]