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Where did I leave off? Oh yeah, I was in the back of a cab, running from the cops. I still need to confess the rest of the weekend, so below is a chronological overview.

Horoscope for Saturday, June 9th

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) **** Speak your mind but be ready for some strong reactions. What you don’t want to do is cause more problems. If you keep that goal in mind, what proves to be a rough patch will end smoothly. Tonight: Favorite spot, favorite people.

Too bad I didn’t read this on Saturday.

Saturday:
11:30 AM – Opened first beer at pool.
12:25 PM  – Opened third beer at pool.
1:30 PM – More friends arrived at pool; opened sixth beer.
3:30 PM – Told everyone that the philly, Rags to Riches, would beat the boys in the Belmont. Opened tenth beer.
5:29 PM – Watched philly win the Belmont.
5:35 PM – Was supposed to help setup for pool party, but was too busy bragging about picking Belmont winner.
5:45 PM – Opened fifteenth beer, and hit on 20-year old with Double-D’s.
5:55 PM – Finished fifteenth beer after being shunned by 20-year old with Double-D’s.
6:05 PM – Opened sixteenth beer, and got into argument with a body builder.
7:30 PM – Got caught at pool party not using utensils to retrieve meatball from caterer’s pan. I hadn’t eaten all day.
7:31 PM – Asked to leave pool party.
8:00 PM – Opened twentieth beer, and joined band on stage to sing.
8:10 PM – Asked to leave pool party again. Was informed by management that band would leave if I got on stage again. For the record, I nailed, “Pride and Joy.”
8:25 PM – Went to sleep.

Sunday:
4:45 AM – Woke up.
4:50 AM – Ate a Hot Pocket.
5:00 AM – Went back to sleep.
7:30 AM – Woke up again, and called friend that was at pool party.
7:45 AM – Hung up with friend with list of people to call.
8:00 AM – Starting making apology calls.
8:00 PM – Watched final episode of The Sopranos.
8:58 PM - Complained about final episode of The Sopranos.

You see, ya can’t please everyone, so you got to please yourself.

Benny

One Response

  1. Benny, I see you had fun at the pool party. How are they to put you out, you are the party. By the way you missed a post ( Sunday 7:00 am: Changed soaked be d sheets.

    Dani-girls looks like she really can handle that thing

    You ain’t gotta be in jail, to be doing time
    2 Pac