I got my electric bill today and realized the reason my bill is higher in the summertime is not because of the air conditioner. It’s because I empty the ice maker into a cooler everyday.
Have you ever gone onto WebMD.com, clicked on male genitals, input your symptoms, and been diagnosed as either having Mumps or Chlamydia?
Me neither.
Someone recently sent an email asking if a wet dream meant something different to me?
Yes.
Heard on the radio: “PETA – People Eating Tasty Animals.”
Someone took a picture of me hanging out on the beach. (Warning: Contains nudity) – Thanks, TJ.
What it all comes down to is that I haven’t got it all figured out just yet.
Benny