I went to Parties in the Plaza yesterday because I don’t like to miss parties. I was talking with a cute girl who told me that she doesn’t have to drink to have a good time, and doesn’t mind always being the designated driver.
I promptly asked her to marry me.
She said, “Yes” but I lost track of her when I went to get a beer.
Optical illusion – Thanks, Mike F.
Why premarital sex is a good thing – Thanks, Mike S.
Easy like Sunday morning – Thanks, Ken B.
How to put on a bra – Thanks, Tory K.
Ever been this drunk? – Thanks, John M.
And this is Benny’s new definition of summer madness.