All Apologies
I’m working on the site so no drunken stories for a few days. I’m hoping to have pictures from last weekend uploaded soon. And no, I don’t have any of me and the cop. All in all is all we are. Benny
Garden Party
Where did I leave off? Oh yeah, I was in the back of a cab, running from the cops. I still need to confess the rest of the weekend, so below is a chronological overview. Horoscope for Saturday, June 9th AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) **** Speak your mind but be ready for some strong reactions. What you […]
Bad Boys
 Because the weekend generated a lot of stories, I’ve decided to take it one day at a time; like a recovery program. I’ll start with Friday night, which was Tomapalooza. I arrived at Tom’s around 7:00, and felt like I was walking into The Oscars. He had setup a red carpet, complete with velvet ropes, at the entrance. […]
Working For The Weekend
Have you ever broken up with a girlfriend, not talked with her for a week, gotten excited when she finally calls, only to find out she just wants her comforter back? Me neither. Plans for the weekend: Friday Night: Tomapalooza Saturday Day: Drink with hot chicks at the pool. Saturday Night: Annual pool party. Take pictures of […]
Let ‘Em In
I’m going to play a game this weekend that I haven’t played in a while. The rules are simple. I pop a Levitra pill as I’m walking into a bar or party. The clock starts ticking, and I have approximately 30 minutes to find a willing female sexual partner. I call the game “Beat the Clock.” […]
Careless Whisper
Sunday Morning on CBS ran a story on the 40th anniversary of The Summer of Love. A guy who lived through the experience explained that “back then” all of the smart people were hippies. Right. I guess all the flunkies were goofing off in Houston getting mankind to the moon. Idiot. I hope Vance and […]
Omaha
I recently got an oil change at Wal-Mart. I usually take the Saab to the dealer for such services, but Wal-Mart was on the way home, and it had been almost 20k miles since my last one. I opted for the basic package because synthetic oil cost $60. I didn’t realize Wal-Mart had anything that cost $60. Anyway, as the […]