What’s My Age Again?

Several SOB readers celebrated birthdays last week, so “Happy Belated Birthday” to Tom, John M, Bob F, and Abby.

Have you ever emptied the trash can in your bathroom and realized it’s been over a month since it was last emptied because tampon wrappers came flying out, and it’s been that long since you had a female guest?

Me neither.

If you stood in line Friday night to buy the new Harry Potter book, please don’t visit this website again.

How cool is the British Open? You crawl out of bed at 8 o’clock on Sunday morning, and the televised coverage has already started. In honor of the final round, I drank a cup of tea and didn’t brush my teeth.

Saturday morning started off great. The only person at the pool was a hot chick wearing a thong. The property manager spotted it, and asked the young lady to cover herself. WTF?

Afterwards, I approached the bathing beauty and told her that it wasn’t me that complained. She said that she was embarrassed, and had an English accent. Sweet.

Here’s my philosophy on women wearing thongs – If they’re comfortable wearing them, I’m comfortable looking at them.

Nobody likes you when you’re 23.

Benny