Alright Guy
I’ve received a few comments regarding the rather disturbing picture of me in a Hooters tank top posted last week. Let be clear about one thing – It was meant to be funny. In no way was I trying to be serious. Saying that picture is sexy is like saying Bill Clinton has a trophy wife. Have […]
Blister In The Sun
I made a proposal to a female friend over the weekend. She has made several comments about how she likes to give. Saturday night I told her how much I liked to receive. She became upset after I asked what was so wrong with two consenting adults doing something they both enjoyed. And then she […]
Back On The Train
Well, it didn’t take long. I enjoyed a few cold Bud Lights at the pool last night. Like riding a bike… If you’re in the Lou, Jake’s Leg is opening for Bruce Hornsby at Live on the Levee this Saturday, July 14th. The music starts at 6:30 PM under the Arch. I’ll be the guy […]
Sobriety-Day Ten
More than a mouthful… Day ten, the final day of my self-imposed sobriety, has come and passed. Most of the day was filled with the usual work-related stuff, but the evening presented a couple of good stories. I met with a guy who owns a satellite company about the prospects of installing either Dish Network or DirecTV […]
Sobriety-Day Nine
Thanks Vance for sending the vodka story because I had nothing to say about day nine except that I’m thirsty. If you didn’t read the story, it describes how two high school girls soaked tampons in vodka. Then inserted them into their snappers before a dance to get drunk, and avoid being detected by the breathalyzer […]
Sobriety-Day Eight
No beer and no cable is limiting my entertainment options. Last night I watched CSI: Miami. David Caruso is one of the worst actors ever. Who watches this stupid sh-t? Probably Dems. Left Lane Drivers of America Flight Suit Up Screwing with the boss The Puberty Pals (Warning: Contains adult material) Beer is your friend. […]
Sobriety-Day Seven
Here are a couple of corrections from yesterday. The charity auction to bid on Dani-girl is going to be at Pujols 5; not Trainwreck Saloon. The event takes place on Wednesday, July 25th and begins at 6 PM. Proceeds benefit the Leukemia Society. In my rant regarding Live Earth, I referred to the hypocrites flying to gigs […]