Do you ever sing along to this song, but change the lyrics to “Hey There Vagina”?

Me neither.

I got very little sleep last night because of a cricket. At 2 O’clock I removed everything from the kitchen cabinets trying to find the little fu-ker, but never did. He is to me what gophers were to Bill Murray in Caddyshack.

The worst part of having insomnia and no cable is watching Last Call with Carson Daly. The show isn’t even close to being funny. I’m going to start watching every night and try not to laugh. I’ll probably be able to cruise through the holidays.

Break…

The above was written before I went out tonight. Now it’s 1 AM and daddy’s drunk.

Jimmy Kimmel is fu-king hilarious.

Lil’ Bro has been raving about Aurelius’ Rock of Love Recap: Episode 1.

Oh it’s what you do to me.

Benny

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