
Here’s the police report detailing the arrest of Sen. Larry Craig. I think it’s funny the story was broken by a blogger, and I’m posting pictures of puke.
During a press conference, the republican from Idaho said, “Let me be clear: I am not gay. I never have been gay.” I think what he meant to say was, “Let me be clear: I love Dick. I have always loved Dick.”
“Tomato, tomato, that’s my motto.” - King, August 2007.
Here’s hoping you’re not on Craig’s List.
And just when I thought I couldn’t find a bigger hypocrite, democratic presidential hopeful John Edwards says he’d expect Americans to sacrifice their inefficient cars, and specifically to give up their SUVs. He said this…wait for it…after showing up in an SUV. WTF?
In the feel good story of the day, I stumbled across a 100-year old woman celebrating her birthday by smoking her 170,000th cigarette. Score one for the tobacco industry.
W.I.F.E. (Warning: Contains profanity) - Thanks, TJ.
Mrs. Right (Warning: Contains profanity) - Thanks, Ken B.
You love me, but you don’t know who I am.
Benny

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