Based on the responses, I apparently offended quite a few SOB readers with the pictures earlier this week. Let me take this opportunity to say, “You’re welcome.”
I watched the Chiefs vs. Rams game tonight, and a message kept scrolling at the bottom letting viewers know that “Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader” and “Don’t Forget the Lyrics” could be seen after the local news.
This pissed me off on two levels. First, it impeded the view of the game. Second, the local station preempted Seinfeld re-runs to show the other two. I’ve seen every Seinfeld episode a hundred times, but I would rather watch that than the other crap.
I rode the Soul Train (Metrolink) downtown to an appointment this morning. A few stops had passed when a black man walked on and immediately starting asking riders if they wanted to buy CD’s or DVD’s. He opened a carrying case showcasing his goods.
An Asian man seated behind me asked, “Can I pray with a credit card?”
You can’t make this stuff up.
A school system employee in New York is losing his job after officials used the GPS system in his cell phone to track his movements. They discovered he had left work early on numerous occasions.
If I ever have a job that requires me to carry a GPS cell phone, I will hand it to the UPS driver in the morning, and meet him after work for a beer.
I’ll be watching you.
Benny
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