Unbelievable…I was confronted by a couple of Jehovah’s Witnesses during my walk this morning.
“Have you found Jesus?” one of them asked.
“Yes, and he’s waiting for me at the Catholic Church,” I replied as I pointed up the street.
Before they could respond, I took off running like Carl Lewis; a fat, white Carl Lewis.
I had my annual eye exam this afternoon. My doctor told me that it might be time for me to consider bifocals. I told him that wouldn’t be necessary because I really don’t read that much.
After he put in the drops to dilate my pupils, he asked if I wanted to watch an episode of Veggie Tales while I waited for them to take affect.
“Sure,” I said.
He returned twenty-five minutes later. I told him to make a note in my chart that the patient requests never to be shown an episode of Veggie Tales again.
“No problem,” he laughed.
I left his office with my pupils dilated like I dropped acid at a Grateful Dead concert, but the only song going through my head was from Veggie Tales.
Everybody’s got a water buffalo. Yours is fast but mine is slow.
The Algona Fight Song – The girls from Iowa are from the same hometown as Gina Party. Shocker.
Sports Observations – Thanks, Chuck H.
Winter will be here before you know it, so check out the first hybrid snowblower. – Thanks, Ken B.
The Guy From Boston Remembers 9/11 (Warning: Contains extreme profanity) – Thanks, Tory. This guy has a slightly different opinion on 9/11 than JC Corcoran had yesterday.
Before I have to hit him, I hope he’s got the sense to run.