Big Yellow Taxi

I believe OJ was innocent and is not a murderer. I also believe the moon is made of cheese and Tiger Woods drives a Buick.

Why the fu-k is Barry Manilow on every channel? He boycotted his appearance on The View because he demanded to be on the show without Elizabeth Hasselbeck. What a douche bag.

I write the songs that make the whole world puke.

Happy Birthday, King. May the force of Armadillo be with you.

Back by popular demand, Gary on the kick drum, come come, come come.

Bud Light Commercial: Wedding Dress – Thanks, Lil’ Bro.

Criss Angel walks through a window – Thanks, Lil’ Bro.

Commercial combining chicks and football – Thanks, Ken B. Sweet.

Read the description of this item sold on eBay. – Thanks, TJ.

They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot.

Benny