I watched a story on the news in KC over the weekend about a once popular mall being torn down and replaced by a soccer stadium. When I was growing up, this particular mall was the place to be.
I like the way the media tries to spin the reason for the mall’s demise. They mentioned something about shopping habits, but here’s what really happened. White people used to go to the mall. Black people started going to the mall. Rapes, beatings and robberies increased dramatically. White people stopped going to the mall.
Now let’s go to Meteorologist Mike for a check on the weather.
Lil’ Bro and I tailgated with SOB reader Darrell H. at Arrowhead on Sunday. He wanted to know whatever happened to Dani-girl’s auction date. I didn’t realize I hadn’t mentioned anything about it, so here’s the lowdown.
The winning bidder was upset that Dani-girl had a boyfriend. When he found out there was no possibility of romance, he called The Leukemia Society and demanded a full refund, which they granted. Douche bag.
I remember seeing him talking to Dani-girl that night like a dog in heat. When she came back to the table I asked, “Is he Jewish?”
“No, but his parents are,” she replied.
That’s the equivalent of Crowe Dog saying, “I’m not gay, but my boyfriend is.”
KC Wolf tackles rowdy fan at Arrowhead on Sunday. You know it’s going to be a long year when this was the highlight of the day.
It looks like I missed Freaky Friday while in KC. Abby relinquished her babysitting duties for the night, got drunk at Voodoo, and puked in Crowe Dog’s car. Good times.
Summer has come and passed. The innocent can never last.
Benny
for all you avid readers….i have seen the auction boy out since he demanded a refund and tried to avoid him the entire night at the bar. Not getting the hint, he comes over to me eventually and says “i really hope that we can be friends” i replied “you renigged a $150 donation to charity and didnt even offer to buy me anything (not even a drink), no we cant be friends, you disgust me (and i mentally noted that he wasnt wearing designer jeans)!!” then i turned my back on him since he wouldnt walk away….havent seen him/heard from him since, but Abby apparently saw him out last weekend…good thing i was home celebrating Yom Kippur with the fam.
His one chance to have dinner with Dani-girl, along with a chance to help find a cure for Leukemia. Stupidity Tax – Cha Ching.