Correction: Yesterday, I wrote that Dani-girl’s boobs were 18-months old. Actually, they will celebrate their first birthday this Friday, November 2nd. My boner.
This day always reminds of one of the cruelest things I ever did. I was working at a car dealership; a different one than mentioned yesterday.
As an elderly couple walked into the showroom, I bet three other sales reps $20 that I could convince the old man to crawl into the trunk of a Chevy Caprice. That car was a huge hit with retirees.
I walked the couple around the car, showing the various features and benefits (ABC – Always Be Closing.) As we got to the rear of the vehicle, I said, “Look how much room the trunk has. A grown man could fit in there. Why don’t you hop in?”
“Hell no, I’m not getting in there,” he said.
His wife started to join in on the fun by also prodding him to get into the trunk. After a few more requests by me and the Mrs., he finally succumbed to the pressure, and crawled in on all fours looking like an older version of Ned Beatty in Deliverance.
Around the corner, I heard one of the sales guys yell, “Sh-t!”
I collected my $60, and treated some buddies to drinks at a Halloween Party later that night.
– Martin Luther King, Jr. would be so proud. – Thanks, Michael O.
– An omazing rendition of Amazing Grace. – Thanks, Leo K.
– What better way to celebrate the life of Robert Goulet who passed away yesterday by viewing this Will Ferrell classic skit from SNL. (Warning: Contains profanity)
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic’s. His hair was perfect.