I Could Never Take The Place Of Your Man

A former SOB cast member moved back to the Lou last weekend from Minneapolis. Sheila E. (Formerly Sheila L.) is Gina Party’s sister. Her last name has not changed because of a marriage or divorce. It just sounds funnier. If you’ve never heard of the musician known as Sheila E., you know the drill.

I volunteered to help with the move. We moved her on Sunday after I spent both Friday and Saturday nights at Ozzie’s. As if lifting heavy furniture with a hangover wasn’t bad enough, her place was on the third floor. Ouch.

Anyway, we got it done just in time for me to get back to Ozzie’s to watch the Chiefs game.

I saw a couple of things yesterday that made me laugh. The first was a “hunting edition” of Busch beer. Do we really need to promote drinking with hunting? I doubt Heineken and Corona will have similar marketing strategies.

The other was an electronic version of Monopoly. Debit cards have replaced the paper money. I guess it’s just a sign ‘o’ the times.

And I said, baby don’t waste your time. I know what’s on your mind. I may be qualified for a one-night stand. But I could never take the place of your man.

Benny