I had a mishap with the clippers this morning. My private area was starting to look like I had Don King in a scissor lock, so I decided to give myself a trim. The blades cut me in an area that’s embarrassing to mention. Basically, my balls are bleeding.
We have no time for folk songs.
I would like to write more, but Crowe Dog is on his way over to help me put on a band-aid.
The Jackass guys ride a bull seesaw. (Warning: Contains profanity) - Thanks, Thomas K
I hurt myself today to see if I still feel.
Benny
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October 26th, 2007 at 11:15 am
Congrats on the weight loss and the long awaited “re-discovery” of your “flesh pop”. Now the big question? “what are you, NUTS?!?” Let them boys grow their winter coat. Scissors? uh, no thanks, not with my eyesight!!
Later
Braz
October 26th, 2007 at 5:18 pm
So sorry! Show pictures.
October 26th, 2007 at 5:25 pm
Braz - I used barber clippers; not scissors. That would take too long.
Sherri - You’re scaring me. I’ll email them.
October 26th, 2007 at 8:38 pm
been there…done that
October 29th, 2007 at 4:04 pm
good thing it was a small pain……….
October 30th, 2007 at 12:31 pm
Good thing you don’t need to use it often…wouldn’t want to bench a player.
October 30th, 2007 at 3:14 pm
Thanks for the pics! I hung one up and started to call it “Benny’s Hurt Ball” but instead called it “Damaged at Dusk - Detail of Weather Balloon”.