Me and Bobby McGee
I recently told Dani-girl that she and Abby are The SOB’s version of Ginger and Mary Ann. She had never heard of Gilligan’s Island, so I told her to Google it. I’m getting sick and tired of explaining things to the younger generation like how their television gets a few channels even though the cable is […]
Been Caught Stealing
I went to Taco Tuesday with Gina Party on, well Tuesday. I watched an older man walk into the restaurant, and ask our waitress if he could speak with the manager. He was wearing grubby shorts, an old white t-shirt that barely covered his humongous gut, and looked like he was in need of a tetanus […]
Big Girls Don’t Cry
336…The estimated number of times I’ve heard this song by Fergie. Thanks for getting the Seinfeld references yesterday. You’re Killing Independent George. Here are a few pictures from my trip to KC a few weeks ago: The crowd enters Arrowhead for the home opener. The pool at Chickie Poo’s apartment complex doesn’t allow alcohol. The crowd seems drastically […]
Circle Of Friends
I wasn’t there, but worlds collided on Saturday night at the Trainwreck. Matt M, a buddy since college and cast member of the SOB, recognized fellow cast member Abby from her pictures on the website. I’ve always made a concerted effort to keep these worlds apart. You have no idea of the magnitude of this thing. If my […]
I Need To Know
Last weekend was The Annual Chili Cook-Off in Westport. I hung out with Nancy, Chuck H, Vance H, and Joey. Well, they hung out while I got overserved; Again. You know it was a good night when you can’t remember if you paid your tab. One of the booths was selling venison chili. I’m not an […]
Bicycle Race
I was recently reminded of a story from several years ago. And by several years ago, I mean the statutes of limitation have run out. I had gone to a sports bar with Tom & B-Unit for an afternoon of college of football and beers. We were overserved, and decided to move the party to a popular […]