The writers in Hollywood are on strike for the first time in 19 years. Most late-night talk shows, including “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” and “The Late Show with David Letterman,” will immediately start airing reruns.

To honor the picket lines, I will be writing a daily joke taken from the headlines until the strike ends.

SOB Late-Night Joke of the Day

Britney Spears’ new album, “Blackout,” will finish at No. 1 on the charts this week. She credits missing court dates and ignoring her children for the time needed to properly promote it.

Happy Belated Birthday, Dani-girl’s boobs.

I want to express my sincerest gratitude to Tom for inviting a few of us over to his house yesterday to watch the Patriots/Colts game. He passed out fifteen minutes after we arrived, so we ordered a pay-per-view porn movie on his cable account instead. 

“Naughty Housewives” didn’t live up to the hype, and certainly wasn’t worth the $12.99 he will be billed.

- This is quite possibly the best Halloween costume ever. Thanks, Braz, Chuck H. and Ken B.

- Here is a reason middle-aged women shouldn’t go to Mardi Gras. Thanks, Ken B.

- I guess I can add music videos along side rudeness and body odor to the reasons they annoy me.

I’m not that innocent.

Benny

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